Poop Smeller

A poop smeller is a new parent. So called because of the manor in which they check to see if there is a dirty diaper. They hold the baby up and smell at the diaper. If it is full of poop, the parent smelling is a poop smeller.
Your a poop smeller.
by DonnyR September 18, 2014
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Loweser

A loweser is an employee for Lowe's Home Improvement retail store. Typically a Lowe's employee who is full time, and most likely going to be with Lowe's for several years, an entire career.
Jake has worked at Lowe's for 3 years, he is totally a loweser.
by DonnyR July 01, 2011
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