loeser

one letter away from loser but this does not mean the person who has this name is anything close to that! A unique last name that the coolest of all cool people have. Makes for many great nickmanes. such as LO LOES LOE ect.

Jessica LOESER is the coolest person in Revere.

by Jayloesss July 6, 2008

Loeser

Some kid who is probably the ugliest piece of dog shit in the fucking world. A person who is generally disliked by all for one or all of the following reasons in addition to being incredibly ugly. 1. He plays this damn game where if you look at him with his hands in circles over his eyes you have to touch your right shoulder to the ground. 2. He sounds like a dying cow with a punctured lung and laryngitis having a kinky menage a trois with an obese jackalope and a dolphin who doesn't want it. 3. That kid who hangs around when your chillin with your bros and he just shows up and your like "Go Away" and he pretends not to hear you and just lurks around you being really awkward.

Harry "I am so pissed off right now, I feel like smacking someone in the face."
Dick "Why?"

Harry "Because that creepy kid is being such a Loeser when I was chillin wit' my bros.

by JackAttack(more like an ambush February 26, 2010

loserd

1. An irritating person or one who is generally unsuccessful in most regards of life.

2. The word to call someone with whom you are displeased or whom you look down on, especially when you cannot think of another word to fit the situation.

The word was invented by Alexandra Nelson, the defendant on an episode of "Judge Judy."

Judge Judy: "What were you cursing at 5 or 6 of his friends for, you idiot? If there were 5 or 6 of his friends, what were you cursing at them for?"

Alexandra Nelson: "Because they're loserds."

by Judge Judith Sheindlin May 22, 2013

Loser Turn

When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.

EXAMPLE #1

Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.

Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.

EXAMPLE # 2

Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.

Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?

by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz June 3, 2016

Loserpaloserville

The place where the biggest losers in the world live

The population of loserpaloserville is one. The only resident is Lordserious.

by ZachB2 June 4, 2018

STONE COLD LOSER

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.

So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

by S. Patriot May 3, 2021

Losercide

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.

After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."

by jpg3 October 10, 2010