Loneser

Nounadj.
Combination of a loner and a loser. Reason being because being alone and detached from many people for unknown reasons makes them feel like a loser.

No one wants to talk to me! Not even my so called best friends. Ugh...I feel like such a loneser.

by Teaganor June 29, 2008

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N. A person who is the epitome of both a loser and a loner.

Toni: Hey Dennis, wanna play no mas?
Dennis: Can't. Studying.
Toni: Ew... what a lonser.

Julie: Wtf Dennis you have drool stains around your mouth....
Dennis: Oh... sorry.
Julie: And why do you smell so bad?
Dennis: I have no time to shower. I've been studying.
Julie: Get a life.... Lonser.

Toni: What do u think Seung does all day?
Julie: Probably wakes up to watch Nip/Tuck until he goes back to sleep.
Toni: Damn.... What a lonser....
Julie: Yea.... I know....

by Julie Ko April 28, 2008

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Loweser

A loweser is an employee for Lowe's Home Improvement retail store. Typically a Lowe's employee who is full time, and most likely going to be with Lowe's for several years, an entire career.

Jake has worked at Lowe's for 3 years, he is totally a loweser.

by DonnyR July 4, 2011

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one letter away from loser but this does not mean the person who has this name is anything close to that! A unique last name that the coolest of all cool people have. Makes for many great nickmanes. such as LO LOES LOE ect.

Jessica LOESER is the coolest person in Revere.

by Jayloesss July 6, 2008

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Loeser

Some kid who is probably the ugliest piece of dog shit in the fucking world. A person who is generally disliked by all for one or all of the following reasons in addition to being incredibly ugly. 1. He plays this damn game where if you look at him with his hands in circles over his eyes you have to touch your right shoulder to the ground. 2. He sounds like a dying cow with a punctured lung and laryngitis having a kinky menage a trois with an obese jackalope and a dolphin who doesn't want it. 3. That kid who hangs around when your chillin with your bros and he just shows up and your like "Go Away" and he pretends not to hear you and just lurks around you being really awkward.

Harry "I am so pissed off right now, I feel like smacking someone in the face."
Dick "Why?"

Harry "Because that creepy kid is being such a Loeser when I was chillin wit' my bros.

by JackAttack(more like an ambush February 26, 2010

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