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not to be confused with “lowkey hoe” (where a person is exhibiting hoeish behavior), low hoe means a hoe on the bottom of the hoe food chain, the lowest of lows.

Eg. Low level, inferior, weak
hoe: hey

person: i don’t fuck with you, you a low hoe

girl 1: did you hear about (boy) going out with (girl)

girl 2: damn for real? she’s such a low hoe, he deserves better
Low Hoe by bootilicousMaximus May 23, 2019
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"On the Low" hoe 

An individual, particularly a female, who is not worthy of being the company of the opposite sex during the daylight hours. One that is fine to spend time with behind closed doors where nobody can see, rather than outside in the public view of others.
Boy: Baby last night was fun.

Girl: Yea it was and I was thinking maybe you should meet my par...

Boy: Whoa!!!!!

Boy: I can't be seen with you! That would ruin my rep! Then I would be labeled as "that guy who's fucking the fat bitch."

Girl: I thought I was your Lover! WE'RE SOULMATES!!!!

Boy: Some would call you a "practice girl" BUT I would just call you a...how should I say this....OH! an "ON THE LOW" HOE !

Show Low hoe 

Literally almost every female in the town of Show Low Arizona
That girl over there is a total Show Low hoe.
Show Low hoe by Stomper98 May 30, 2018

low key hoe 

A hoe who isn't up front about it and tries to hide the fact that she is a hoe. She pretends like she isn't one.
that girl over there is a low key hoe
low key hoe by drsundha November 14, 2014

low pro hoe 

very whorish girl who goes down on a man and does it very well
"The low pro hoe was cut like an afro, so what you sayin huh...she's a winner to you?"
But I know she's a loser....me and the crew used to do her

low class hoe

The worst form of a slut. She eats, sleeps and breathes hoe. You can see her stank hoe self from a mile away. Trashy with no class!
Look at her walking around like she's the business. Don't know who she's fooling, everybody knows she's a low class hoe!
low class hoe by Classyness July 7, 2015

Down Low Pro Hoe Fo Show 

It means that a female is definatly a whorish girl who likes to go down on a guy,and is very good at doing so.
"she's a down low pro hoe fo show" -Charlie Scene Hollywood Undead
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