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Love Potion

When you pour a bunch of random chemicals into a bathtub and fuck in it
grill: babe I'm tired

babe: cmon I already got the love potion ready
Love Potion by naziparty March 7, 2019
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love potion

Love potion, or Love potion 69 is also a term used to define MDMA,; or also known as ecstasy. Typically, MDMA or (molly) can be stirred into a drink to make a mix called love potion 69; due to MDMA's euphoric effects on the mind and body, one may feel in love and ecstatic about his or her social interactions and experiences.
Lil Cricket: Yo, you wanna roll tonight?
Coach O: But its a Tuesday, fuck it lets mix up some love potion and go to the Lodge.
love potion by Coach 0 October 22, 2013

Love Potion Number Nine 

Can only be found in good music.
"Bottoms up, sunshine; Love Potion Number Nine!" -Camp Lo

"She said, now What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" - Clovers

Kiwi love potion 

Used by australians towards people from new zealand.

- New Zealand has a lot of sheep there.

- Mint sauce is usually used on lamb roasts.
Adam - Hey can you pass me the kiwi love potion?
Tom - Huh, kiwi love potion?

Adam - Pass the bloody mint sauce ya git!
Tom - Oh, hahahahaha! *passes the mint sauce*
Kiwi love potion by DRIZL October 21, 2012

Afghani Love Potion 

A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.
Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!

Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.

THE LOVE POTION

is when your girlfriend is sleeping and you sneak up on her and fart in face and run away when she wakes up all startled she smells your fart (love potion)
my girlfriend was a real bitch last night and when she fell asleep i gave her ''THE LOVE POTION''
THE LOVE POTION by ADAMO S May 25, 2010

magic love potion 

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.
She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.
magic love potion by Anonymous December 3, 2002
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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