5 definitions by ADAMO S

THE LOVE POTION

is when your girlfriend is sleeping and you sneak up on her and fart in face and run away when she wakes up all startled she smells your fart (love potion)

my girlfriend was a real bitch last night and when she fell asleep i gave her ''THE LOVE POTION''

by ADAMO S May 25, 2010

O.T.S

O.T.S STANDS FOR OBSESSIVE TEXTING SYNDROME ITS FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE OBSSESED WITH TEXTING

MARIO:HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT ???
ADAMO S : I HAD TO CUT HER LOOSE SHE HAS O.T.S

by ADAMO S May 25, 2010

THE PARAMEDIC

is when you have sex in the missionary position with surgical gloves on and make ambulance noises during sex and then you take her pulse when your done lmaol

mario: my sex life is really boring

luigi: try doing THE PARAMEDIC

by ADAMO S July 13, 2010

LARTED

when someone laughs so hard that they fart .

i made my sister laugh so hard she larted

by ADAMO S May 26, 2010

THE BEAR TRAP

its when you eat your girls pussy and she snaps her legs on your head cause its so good

my girl loved my oral last night but she gave me the bear trap

by ADAMO S May 26, 2010