Love Pen 

Love pen - a slang term for the male genitalia more commonly known as "penis." Used in conjunction with the word writing

"Hey, Mickey, is it true you like writing inside men with your love pen?"
"Well, I've got plenlty of ink, I just need the paper."

Love Pen by Malaria July 10, 2005

love pentagon 

Similar to a love triangle, only with more people involved.

Jill: "I love Tom! He's my bae!"
Tina: "I love Tom! He loves me too!"
Sophia: "I love Tom! We talk everday!"
Hannah: "I've loved Tom for 2 years!"
Tom: "shit. I've created a love pentagon.."

Tom: *really fucked up. Currently talking to 4 girls because he doesn't know how to cut off the old ones and the new ones just keep comin'!*

love pentagon by DontBurnYourTongueOnIcedTea January 13, 2017

love penguin 

When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.

Tyler's love penguin is Hailey

love penguin by smurtfellow2500 December 22, 2014

I love penis 

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

I love penis by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

Oh, for love of penis ! 

A saying that gays have when there at a loss for words.

They want to reban same sex marriage.
Oh, for love of penis !

Oh, for love of penis ! by Judge dredd7 April 13, 2012

I love big ol' penis in my mouth 

I love men and so do you because you searched this. C=========3

(\/ : )

Joe: I love big ol' penis in my mouth!
Obamna: gay.

I love big ol' penis in my mouth by bungusballsinmymouth December 26, 2022

You totally love my E-penis. 

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

You totally love my E-penis. by Jaimey September 22, 2005