Jaimey's definitions

The Jakes

The police, usually just traffic officers.

The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Root Canal

For a guy to recieve head and juice all in the partners mouth.

I just gave this one bitch a root canal like no otha foo'.

by Jaimey September 23, 2005

e-whore

A n00b who is owned by someone who is above them.

I claimed Ethan so therefor her is my E-whore.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Pwned In the Face

To be shot in the face with bodily fluids.

That ho got pwned in the face last night.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Lamur

Someone who is very lame.Basically a nickname.

Darbys name used to be Lamur.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Ass slave

Someone who is a slave to the ass.Most of the time gay men.

You're a total ass slave so don't even start with me.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005