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lousiana hot pocket 

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up
Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

Lousiana Purchase 

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.
Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.
careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

lousiana paint job 

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.
Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.
lousiana paint job by Aerius June 23, 2007

Shreveport Lousiana

Basically , a state where shooting &’ killings be happening.. we got cedar grove , cooperroad , lakeside , queensbourgh , hollywood , &’ some more hoods . Everybody be beefing and crap , so its not likely that you will come to Shreveport without getting popped, yu gone see crackheads on every corner , niggas selling shoes , raggedy ass corner store , badbuilt women cheating , dirty fonky niggas , &’ hoodrat kids with snotty noses &’ saggy pampers , in Shreveport yu gotta duck &’ dodge or yu gone get popped or grazed
Where yu stay ? Shiddd in Shreveport lousiana , my cousin just got popped not to long ago by his daddy .
Shreveport Lousiana by BigLitah October 20, 2021

Lousiana Rocket

insertion of two fingers covered in tobasco sauce into the anus of a male porno actor to sustain an erection
Due to the long shooting schedule the male lead has gone soft. Someone get him a Lousisana Rocket.
Lousiana Rocket by Slap Daddy March 2, 2005