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Louisiana Slammer 

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.
I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.
Louisiana Slammer by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010

Louisiana Storm

When you and your partner are engaging in intercourse, and you excrete on their spine then watch it slide down to their butt crack then you lick it off
Eric: Danny and Abby had a louisiana storm
Nick: Ewwww thats disgusting
Louisiana Storm by rithnigga69 March 13, 2015

Louisiana Swamp Ass 

The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
After unloading that truck in this heat, I got a wicked case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.
Louisiana Swamp Ass by Mutchler January 20, 2006

louisiana snow cone 

Arizmendi claims to not be gay, but I know he has done a louisiana snow cone.

louisiana sweet heat 

The act of talking I'll about someone's skill diminishing the personal relationships of said person.
If you're bringing Louisiana sweet heat I'm not going to stand for it. *Fight breaks out after*
louisiana sweet heat by References February 5, 2020

louisiana snowball 

Having someone give you a blowjob with Hot Sauce in their mouth and then spitting the ejaculate in your face.
My girlfriend just gave me a Louisiana Snowball and my face is on fire.
louisiana snowball by Irish71 May 27, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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