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Louisiana Slammer 

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.
I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.
Louisiana Slammer by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010

Louisiana Storm

When you and your partner are engaging in intercourse, and you excrete on their spine then watch it slide down to their butt crack then you lick it off
Eric: Danny and Abby had a louisiana storm
Nick: Ewwww thats disgusting
Louisiana Storm by rithnigga69 March 13, 2015

Louisiana Swamp Ass 

The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
After unloading that truck in this heat, I got a wicked case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.
Louisiana Swamp Ass by Mutchler January 20, 2006

louisiana snow cone 

When you cum in your own mouth.
Arizmendi claims to not be gay, but I know he has done a louisiana snow cone.

louisiana sweet heat 

The act of talking I'll about someone's skill diminishing the personal relationships of said person.
If you're bringing Louisiana sweet heat I'm not going to stand for it. *Fight breaks out after*
louisiana sweet heat by References February 5, 2020

louisiana snowball 

Having someone give you a blowjob with Hot Sauce in their mouth and then spitting the ejaculate in your face.
My girlfriend just gave me a Louisiana Snowball and my face is on fire.
louisiana snowball by Irish71 May 27, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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