Louie, Louie

The first ever punk song, by the Kingsmen. There were rumours that this incredibly catchy song had dirty lyrics as no-one could hear a word the singer was saying, but they turned out to be totally innocent. It remains today the soul of any disco.

Louie, Louie, oh no, I say we really gotta go.

by Jimmy Kickarse July 7, 2006

blew a louie

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

shave tail louie

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."

In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."

by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018

Louie Gohmert Pyle

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022

Jewish Louie

The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.

Did you hear Cole pulled a Jewish Louie on Melissa?

I bet that was a sight!!

by Realniiiiiiiccceeee July 8, 2022

Reverse Louie

Reverse Louie - A phrase coined by Bubba the Love Sponge on his early morning talk show
@ BubbaArmyRadio.com Mon. - Fri. 6A.M. - 10A.M.

A reverse Louie is simply when you ask the comedian Louis CK to masturbate in front of you!

Reverse Louie - Excuse me mister Louis CK, I'm a huge fan, will you please masturbate in front of me?

by Mike DeMarco February 14, 2019

Louie Slugger

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.

I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.

by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020