Lotusian

A really open minded citizen of the school LVIS, Bratty and spoilt but good at heart. If you find don't let it leave they have really creative minds because of LVIS. A true GEM

Sup ure from Ggn ? ah r u a lotusian?

by Oiiiimate May 10, 2021

Lotusing

The moment when you are manoeuvring a precise, beautifully balanced low weight car around a twisty canyon road in a manner that results in ecstatic pleasure.

"Now we are really lotusing..the dance, the back and forth, where you can shift the weight around super, super precisely and balance the left vs. the right and the front vs. the rear with your feet." (Matt Farah). "

by bivvy August 7, 2019

lousiana hot pocket

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up

Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

by Chewee May 21, 2016

loutsiana

A mythical and lascivious creature whose siren song is known to entrance men into alphabetizing the spice cabinet, polish their pocket change, and read the OED for leisure.

Look at that Dandy, he must have found himself a real loutsiana

by Lanky McSpanky March 5, 2020

Lousiana Purchase

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.

careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007