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A mythical and lascivious creature whose siren song is known to entrance men into alphabetizing the spice cabinet, polish their pocket change, and read the OED for leisure.
Look at that Dandy, he must have found himself a real loutsiana
by Lanky McSpanky March 05, 2020
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