loutsiana

A mythical and lascivious creature whose siren song is known to entrance men into alphabetizing the spice cabinet, polish their pocket change, and read the OED for leisure.

Look at that Dandy, he must have found himself a real loutsiana

by Lanky McSpanky March 5, 2020

Louisiana Leopard Frog

The act of having your balls sucked from behind and then farting on the face of the person sucking them.

Did you hear Ol' Eli isn't with that girl no more? Heard he gave her a Louisiana leopard frog and she smacked him cross town.

by Elgrandedingdong October 30, 2013

Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad

Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons

by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020

Louisiana Cumcake

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Louisiana Locomotive

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.

Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.

by BWeezyAflo April 7, 2011

lusiana

lusiana; a girl thats always there to make people laugh & overall care for other people. A lusiana is a kind, caring & nice human being. She might not feel pretty but everyone knows she is. Lusiana is filled with love and passion and is also a supportive friend. When she says "I'll be there for you no matter what" she really means it.

I wish I was more like a lusiana.

by some cool asss random chick March 8, 2019

louisiana truck pull

A competition involving two individuals that includes a double-headed dildo. Each competitor slides a side of the dildo into their anal cavity and clench their cheeks. Then, while making truck noises, the competitors attempt to pull the dildo out of their rivals butt. Legal movements include: thrusting, jumping, and shaking. In order to successfully win the pull you must retain possession while taking it out of your rival.

Me and Tucker had some beef, so we decided to settle it in a Louisiana Truck Pull

by Noah and Mitchell July 20, 2017