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lotocoti 

laughing on the outside, crying on the inside
An acronym designed for when either: 1- Something is superficially very amusing but actually quite depressing; or 2- Someone finds something which would ordinarily be quite tragic to be unreasonably amusing and wants to give the impression that they aren't totally soulless.
1. Jack: Well I would've rogered your mum, but I didn't want to get aids!
Jill: Damn,... lotocoti... (Jill actually has AIDS)

2. Jill: So last weekend I was skydiving with my bff Jan, and her chute didn't open!

Jack: ROFL... err my bad, lotocoti!
lotocoti by Robert Goodwin September 8, 2009

Southern Lookout 

The brief glance over each shoulder before telling an inapropriate joke or story.
Rodney did the Southern Lookout before he told the joke about the Parrot and the Hooker.
Southern Lookout by b. hanback March 8, 2008
Someone who is instructed to keep a watchful eye for popo and intruders, while someone or a group engages in illicit activity. Whenever a lookout spots popo or intruders they are required to warn others verbally or physically. Lookouts will typically engage in ordinary behavoir, such as pretending to talk on a cell phone or smoke a cigarette to appear to be occupied and allow them to be watchful at the same time.

There may also be another lookout from a distance watching the main lookout in the case that body gesture or hand movements are used as a warning. This method is preferred in a noisy environment where a verbal signal may not be picked up.
Jon, were gonna case this joint, you be the lookout while we take care of business
lookout by BMoney January 28, 2005

Mitch Lotko 

The term for a generally kick-ass person. This person is usually very athletic, smart, liked by all, and can do whatever he or she wants.
Me: "Dude, I scored a hat trick in the varsity game yesterday."

Jake: "Bro, you're such a Mitch Lotko."
Mitch Lotko by Jimark May 6, 2011
Some jacked swimmer guy who plays minecraft all day. His friends always make fun of him and laugh at his albino hair. Someone who typically likes ugly girls and has big ass feet. Usually says "hey sup" in all skype conversations. Always smarter than adam.
"Bro, check that guy out"

"Hahaha he looks like a lopoko to me."
lopoko by blahblahblah1378432 October 23, 2011

not born yesterday on the lookout 

It is a synonym for SUS
Red - I saw green vent

Blue - That's pretty Not born yesterday on the lookout