Lotil 

The word Lotil means 'Laughing On The Inside Loud'. It is most commonly used when something is meant to be funny, but isn't, you would say 'lotil'.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!"
"Dude, lotil."

Lotil by Mannii January 22, 2009

Lotil 

If someone has a lot and a little of something

That is a lotil friends in your circle

This is a lotil food

Lotil by Trippie t March 31, 2021

cold lotion

Coined by comedian Bill Burr and his girlfriend Nia Hill (aka the "Lovely Nia") and shared with his legions of fans via the Monday Morning Podcast.

Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.

Person one - "I got a raise a few weeks ago and finally got my pay check. Turns out I was bumped into a higher tax bracket and I now net less than before."

Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"

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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."

Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"

cold lotion by HabsRule June 9, 2013

Lotioning 

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

Lotioning by Trinzico March 13, 2021

Lorilei

1: From German "lüren" which means 'to lie in wait' and Rhenish "lei" which means "cliff." Lorilei is an alternate spelling of Lorelei, which is best traced to a German myth naming a rock where a siren sits to lure men to their deaths. It has also been translated as: "murmuring rock."

2: A beautiful woman that could lure you anywhere with her playful attitude and warm smile. A deep woman who loves each and every thing she sees, simply because they are a part of the universe she lives in. A diverse woman of many colors, shades, textures and talents. A powerful woman who will travel farther, dance harder, sing louder and live fiercer because she knows what it means to live and not just what it means to survive.

1: I was walking down by the Rhine and Lorilei tried to drown me again...

2: Lorilei!!!!! We love you!! *glomp*

3: "When I think of {Lorilei}, my head turns all around

As gentle as a butterfly, she moves without a sound" -Styx

Lorilei by BrighterThanTheStarsForever September 24, 2012

Spreading the lotion 

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020

Jerkin's Lotion 

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

Jerkin's Lotion by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006