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loil means laughing out insanely loud
(instant messaging)
Joe: dude i just shit myself
Bob: loil!!!!
loil by {HR}Cloud October 17, 2006
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A spelling typo for LOL. Means trying to do a hardcore research paper or something, yet loitering on facebook or something so it would be.. LOIL.
Spencer was pretending to be focused, yet he was in LOIL.
LOIL by Autobotikk September 29, 2011
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When in a pub or club, most women will habitually return to the same toilet cubicle, perhaps because they know that it is relatively clean. This is the toilet to which one is loyal, hence loilet.
"I'm off for a pee, Tracey. I hope my loilet's free!"
Loilet by Lizbie B May 24, 2006

loilipop 

A person who has the name "lollipop" taken and spells it not the right way so he can get a name

Or that one guy who is has the iq of 3 because he does not know how to spell "lollipop"
Oh man! I dont know how to spell loilipop
loilipop by Loilipop June 29, 2019
Loilta or Gothic Loilta originated in Japan as a clothing fashion (fad) to girls who envied the clothes of porclein dolls. Its those fancy ruffly pretty clothing that japaneese people wear thats called loilta.
Person one: Hey whats that beautiful outfit the japaneese exchange student is wearing?
Person Two: Wow its beautiful. I heard its called loilta.
Loilta by Darevere April 20, 2007
A term used to show that you are laughing. Is better than LOL because LOILS is more funny, therefor the joke you are LOILING about is funnier.
I wanna throw up with the smell of hotdogs in this place.
LOILS.
Loils by weezylovesthepackersfyi February 22, 2011
im going to the loo! i am going to the toilet! but some how my stupid brain has got the two words mixed up!!!
i am just off to the loilet!
Loilet by SJ3some! December 27, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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