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A spelling typo for LOL. Means trying to do a hardcore research paper or something, yet loitering on facebook or something so it would be.. LOIL.
Spencer was pretending to be focused, yet he was in LOIL.
LOIL by Autobotikk September 29, 2011
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When in a pub or club, most women will habitually return to the same toilet cubicle, perhaps because they know that it is relatively clean. This is the toilet to which one is loyal, hence loilet.
"I'm off for a pee, Tracey. I hope my loilet's free!"
Loilet by Lizbie B May 24, 2006

loilipop 

A person who has the name "lollipop" taken and spells it not the right way so he can get a name

Or that one guy who is has the iq of 3 because he does not know how to spell "lollipop"
Oh man! I dont know how to spell loilipop
loilipop by Loilipop June 29, 2019
Loilta or Gothic Loilta originated in Japan as a clothing fashion (fad) to girls who envied the clothes of porclein dolls. Its those fancy ruffly pretty clothing that japaneese people wear thats called loilta.
Person one: Hey whats that beautiful outfit the japaneese exchange student is wearing?
Person Two: Wow its beautiful. I heard its called loilta.
Loilta by Darevere April 20, 2007
A term used to show that you are laughing. Is better than LOL because LOILS is more funny, therefor the joke you are LOILING about is funnier.
I wanna throw up with the smell of hotdogs in this place.
LOILS.
Loils by weezylovesthepackersfyi February 22, 2011
im going to the loo! i am going to the toilet! but some how my stupid brain has got the two words mixed up!!!
i am just off to the loilet!
Loilet by SJ3some! December 27, 2009
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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