A person who loses so hard, they metaphorically morph from a person-shaped bag of meat and blood and stuff, and instead become a big baggy blob full of nothing but lose.

"He flaked out on me again. What a fucking losebag."

Losebag by Kylasaurus January 10, 2012

Related Words

Losuba • Losebag • Loubag • Losbandig • Loubaba • Loubana • Loubation • Los Banos • Los Bastardos • lost balls

Loubag

A combination of the name "Lou", "Louis" or "Luis" and any or all of the following:

Scumbag, Douchebag, Shitbag, Dirtbag, Ballbag etc

frequently seen in the company of mudsharks

Whatever you do, don't loan Loubag money. You won't get it back.

Loubag by Bagofdouche March 24, 2008

Loubaba

1. Loubaba (n): A person or thing that excels in excellence, prestige, and good looks.

2. Loubaba (v): Any action involving extreme hilarity

Boy 1: "Did you see that girl?!"
Boy 2: "Yaaa, definitely a loubaba"

"Lookn' good Loubaba!"

Loubaba by Loubaba May 27, 2009

Losebag

Not just a loser but whole container of loserness.

Girl1: Matt is an uberloser
Girl2: He's a losebag

Losebag by Borg December 8, 2004

Loubana

Those friends who you can constantly joke around with but also have deep conversations with

I love hanging out with you, you’re a real Loubana

Loubana by Mammamu November 23, 2021

Loubation

When an act of Anti lou is committed that person is subject to immediate Loubation and must pay their penance by doing a good deed for their community either with a function ,Dye move, or by doing something Louy

Bruh control you’re girl, until you do the council has put you on Loubation.

Loubation by Louwop69 October 25, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026