Lorney

The state of being both lonely and horny.

Last week I was so lorney, I tried to call my ex-girlfiend and than watched porn all night.

by dub-spot August 1, 2007

looney bitch

A looney bitch is a woman that is totally out of her mind for a short period of time or the condition can be a long term one.

That looney bitch pulled out in front of me and then shot ME the bird!

by Kriegh January 7, 2005

Looney Bin

Just another name for a mental hospital.

"What the hell? Ron's been acting like he's straight out of the looney bin."

by BodyBreaks December 9, 2008

Looney tunes

Acting beyond crazy.

Chugz: What's all the fuzz about Rah dog?
Shanker: His friend K-man was literally on fire, and he tried to put it out the fire with a screwdriver....
Chugz: That's Looney tunes for ya!

by The Real Chugz July 9, 2009

Lorny

(lor-nee)

adjective

1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)

2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)

His decision to sleep with her was influenced more by his lorny state than by any real attraction to her.

"Babe, I'm so lorny."

by lKub December 4, 2013

lorner

Meaning a person originating from Lorne, New Brunswick Canada. It is a well known fact that you don't mess with Lorner's. Lorner's have dealt with lots of crap and stereotyping in their lives and have kicked a lot of asses as a result.

Dude, that guys a lorner, don't mess with him!!

by lamistydawn April 11, 2008

looney

An English gentleman who has a crazy idea which could only label them as "Insane"

Caitlyn thinks her boyfriend CJ is a complete looney sometimes...

by CJ (for Caitlyn :) ) December 18, 2007