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looney bitch

A looney bitch is a woman that is totally out of her mind for a short period of time or the condition can be a long term one.
That looney bitch pulled out in front of me and then shot ME the bird!
looney bitch by Kriegh January 7, 2005
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Looney Bin 

Just another name for a mental hospital.
"What the hell? Ron's been acting like he's straight out of the looney bin."
Looney Bin by BodyBreaks December 9, 2008

Looney tunes 

Chugz: What's all the fuzz about Rah dog?
Shanker: His friend K-man was literally on fire, and he tried to put it out the fire with a screwdriver....
Chugz: That's Looney tunes for ya!
(lor-nee)

adjective

1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)

2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)
His decision to sleep with her was influenced more by his lorny state than by any real attraction to her.

"Babe, I'm so lorny."
Lorny by lKub December 4, 2013
Meaning a person originating from Lorne, New Brunswick Canada. It is a well known fact that you don't mess with Lorner's. Lorner's have dealt with lots of crap and stereotyping in their lives and have kicked a lot of asses as a result.
Dude, that guys a lorner, don't mess with him!!
lorner by lamistydawn April 11, 2008
An English gentleman who has a crazy idea which could only label them as "Insane"
Caitlyn thinks her boyfriend CJ is a complete looney sometimes...
looney by CJ (for Caitlyn :) ) December 18, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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