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1. Loney (v): To disgrace a football field/ mock the game of football as a legitimate sport...

2. To embarrass the human race as an intelligent species

3. To be the ABSOLUTE worst at something, no questions asked
1. What the hell kind of play was that?! He totally loneyed it!

2. Do me a favor... please don't loney this one.

3. Jesus hes a disgrace. He's the loney of the medical profession.
Loney by Mike Martinez September 18, 2005
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Sara Loney 

SHORT, Sara Loney is someone who is so short you can barely see her. Don't get her confused for a beetle, She might attack you with no remorse but is still awesome.
Woah man stop that's just Sara Loney not a beetle
Let's hang out with Sara Loney, hope we can find her though
Sara Loney by LINKDROWNED November 17, 2017

Sara loney 

Look at them they are so Sara Loney
Sara loney by Linkdrowned989 April 20, 2018

Lust loney 

Not afraid of falling in love, but want to be naughty with a girl or guy. More than "DTF"
She wasnt lust loney she had that trashy attidude and left me with blue balls.
Lust loney by Pkwutwut&Bo August 15, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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