Loosey Moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.

Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010

Moosey loosey

Lame brain and flat brat

Hi moosey loosey

by Wormma December 8, 2020

loose moose caboose

When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.

Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?

by Adam Shuford January 17, 2008

loose moose

A hoe who has had sex too much and their vagina is loose.

"Dude! Jess needs to stop flirting with other guys when she has her own boyfriend!"

"I know! She is SUCH a loose moose"

by wtf xAmanda April 19, 2008

loose moose

When you are doing a 69, someone farts and has minor leakage.

They were doing a 69, he farted and some diarhea got on her face.

by Vanessa May 13, 2005

Loose Moose

A term used for a promiscuous, overweight woman.

Damn, sounds like a loose moose just walked into the Sizzler.

by sonic8or December 20, 2013

Loose Moose

When you encounter an intoxicated moose.

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed

by Cleenich December 21, 2016