loosemoose

The process of buying then selling items in quick succession. Original usage was in regard to musical equipment.

"I've just loosemoose'd a Fedner Tele, made a quick monkey on the deal"

"James was planning on loosemoosing an few old pc's to generate some cash to pay for his he/she manchop operation"

loosemoose by Sticky March 1, 2004

Loosemoose

I male who is homosexual.

That man is the biggest loosemoose!

Loosemoose by WyattMathews August 23, 2006

loose moose caboose

When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.

Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?

loose moose caboose by Adam Shuford January 17, 2008

loose moose 

A hoe who has had sex too much and their vagina is loose.

"Dude! Jess needs to stop flirting with other guys when she has her own boyfriend!"

"I know! She is SUCH a loose moose"

loose moose by wtf xAmanda April 19, 2008

loose moose 

When you are doing a 69, someone farts and has minor leakage.

They were doing a 69, he farted and some diarhea got on her face.

loose moose by Vanessa May 13, 2005

Loosejoos 

Hot guac sharts in a public area when bathrooms are readily available.
/LOOS'joos/
noun

I ate some spicy guacamole last night and now I've got Loosejoos!

Loosejoos by getittwistd May 21, 2018

Loose Moose 

A term used for a promiscuous, overweight woman.

Damn, sounds like a loose moose just walked into the Sizzler.

Loose Moose by sonic8or December 20, 2013