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loosemoose

The process of buying then selling items in quick succession. Original usage was in regard to musical equipment.
"I've just loosemoose'd a Fedner Tele, made a quick monkey on the deal"

"James was planning on loosemoosing an few old pc's to generate some cash to pay for his he/she manchop operation"
loosemoose by Sticky March 1, 2004
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Loosemoose

That man is the biggest loosemoose!
Loosemoose by WyattMathews August 23, 2006

loose moose caboose

When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.
Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
loose moose caboose by Adam Shuford January 17, 2008

loose moose 

A hoe who has had sex too much and their vagina is loose.
"Dude! Jess needs to stop flirting with other guys when she has her own boyfriend!"

"I know! She is SUCH a loose moose"
loose moose by wtf xAmanda April 19, 2008

loose moose 

When you are doing a 69, someone farts and has minor leakage.
They were doing a 69, he farted and some diarhea got on her face.
loose moose by Vanessa May 13, 2005

Loosejoos 

Hot guac sharts in a public area when bathrooms are readily available.
/LOOS'joos/
noun
I ate some spicy guacamole last night and now I've got Loosejoos!
Loosejoos by getittwistd May 21, 2018

Loose Moose 

A term used for a promiscuous, overweight woman.
Damn, sounds like a loose moose just walked into the Sizzler.
Loose Moose by sonic8or December 20, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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