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A person who is always acting crazy. Not always good crazy.
For example:
Random Girl 1: I hate her.
Random Girl 2: I know. She is so looners.
looners crazy stupid weird unwanted
Looners by SmileyPants October 31, 2011
Words you can keep
As a looner, I enjoy watching girls play with balloons.
looner by Loonerboy July 20, 2003
This is a term used to label one who finds large, usually inflatable objects to be arousing. These objects can be balloons, large plushies or even your average decorative inflatable.
"dude, have you seen looner1234's new vid on onlyfans?"

"no, why?"

"it's so hot. he sat on a balloon and it popped right beneath his ass!"
Looner by bananamonke445 March 25, 2021
A sexual deviant with a penchant for balloons
Mark became a professional clown because he was a Looner

Lonership 

Having the qualities of being a loner, by yourself and excluding yourself from a crowd.
Bob is flaunting his lonership flicking off everyone in the crowd.
Lonership by Spoondizzle March 20, 2010

loners garden 

a group chat on instagram with kids just trying to make something of themselves through a passion of making music
do you want to join the loners garden group chat?
loners garden by ghostskull September 23, 2019
A person who is sexually aroused by balloons weather that be a hot women with little to no clothes on blowing them up until the pop, using their big ass to sit on them or just watching them blow it up slowly while their vagina hardens up each breath makes them wetter and wetter while the balloon expand with every breath breathing harder and harder till it pops and reaching orgasm
I watched this looner porn where this girl blew a balloon while getting railed so hot 🥵
Looner by Xxxfourty July 29, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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