Lookatmelioma

Lookatmelioma is a condition suffered by adults and young adults having been given too many loser's trophies and participation ribbons as children and is frequently accompanied by poor self-esteem/low self-confidence. Symptoms include frequent unabashed celebration of normality, constant posting of non achievements on social media, bragging, poorly executed oneupsmanship, and an inability to recognize their behavior as abnormal. The only known cure is a kick in ass.

"Hey bro, what's up with Paul?"
- "Ha! You haven't blocked him yet? His Lookatmelioma is out of control!"
"Yeah, he needs a kick in the ass."

Lookatmelioma by SOAG January 9, 2017

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Lookatmety

Lookatmety (look-at-me) situation of seeking attention, or for showing off.

She does that just for Lookatmety
That person is lookatmetist (attention seeker).
His lookatmetity is incurable.

The Lookatmetation is a disease among celebrities.

Lookatmety by Buccachie September 14, 2021

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Lookametric

Performing a scientific measurement by sight versus by measuring the volume (volumetric) or by measuring the weight (gravimetric).

The new lab tech just calibrated the GC and the curve is really bad because all the dilutions were done on a lookametric basis.

Lookametric by Beakerboy June 27, 2022

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lookatem

An exclamation often used when someone is so surprised at one's deformity, that he or she must bring it to another person's attention.

I was so surprised at his bulbous looking tadpole thumbs that I just had to say "lookatem" to let everyone know that they got to see this.

lookatem by JacK J G April 3, 2008

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LOOKITME!

to be screamed while waving your arms around wildly above your head. Usually said several times in a row as on word.It means:
1. you REALLY want attention.
2. you're standing in front of someone you wish to be ignored.
or
3. you happen to see a security camera.

*Sees a security camera* LOOKITMELOOKITMELOOKITME!
*Spectators roll their eyes, except for bff who begins balancing on head and eating chocolate)

LOOKITME! by Amaya__Sakaruta July 5, 2010

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Lookatmelioma

Lookatmelioma is a condition suffered by adults and young adults having been given too many loser's trophies and participation ribbons as children and is frequently accompanied by poor self-esteem/low self-confidence. Symptoms include frequent unabashed celebration of normality, constant posting of non achievements on social media, bragging, poorly executed oneupsmanship, and an inability to recognize their behavior as abnormal. The only known cure is a kick in ass.

"Hey bro, what's up with Paul?"
- "Ha! You haven't blocked him yet? His Lookatmelioma is out of control!"
"Yeah, he needs a kick in the ass."

Lookatmelioma by SOAG January 9, 2017

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