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Lookatmelioma 

Lookatmelioma is a condition suffered by adults and young adults having been given too many loser's trophies and participation ribbons as children and is frequently accompanied by poor self-esteem/low self-confidence. Symptoms include frequent unabashed celebration of normality, constant posting of non achievements on social media, bragging, poorly executed oneupsmanship, and an inability to recognize their behavior as abnormal. The only known cure is a kick in ass.
"Hey bro, what's up with Paul?"
- "Ha! You haven't blocked him yet? His Lookatmelioma is out of control!"
"Yeah, he needs a kick in the ass."
Lookatmelioma by SOAG January 9, 2017

Lookatmety 

Lookatmety (look-at-me) situation of seeking attention, or for showing off.
She does that just for Lookatmety
That person is lookatmetist (attention seeker).
His lookatmetity is incurable.

The Lookatmetation is a disease among celebrities.
Lookatmety by Buccachie September 14, 2021

Lookametric 

Performing a scientific measurement by sight versus by measuring the volume (volumetric) or by measuring the weight (gravimetric).
The new lab tech just calibrated the GC and the curve is really bad because all the dilutions were done on a lookametric basis.
Lookametric by Beakerboy June 27, 2022
An exclamation often used when someone is so surprised at one's deformity, that he or she must bring it to another person's attention.
I was so surprised at his bulbous looking tadpole thumbs that I just had to say "lookatem" to let everyone know that they got to see this.
lookatem by JacK J G April 3, 2008

LOOKITME! 

to be screamed while waving your arms around wildly above your head. Usually said several times in a row as on word.It means:
1. you REALLY want attention.
2. you're standing in front of someone you wish to be ignored.
or
3. you happen to see a security camera.
*Sees a security camera* LOOKITMELOOKITMELOOKITME!
*Spectators roll their eyes, except for bff who begins balancing on head and eating chocolate)
LOOKITME! by Amaya__Sakaruta July 5, 2010

Lookatmelioma 

Lookatmelioma is a condition suffered by adults and young adults having been given too many loser's trophies and participation ribbons as children and is frequently accompanied by poor self-esteem/low self-confidence. Symptoms include frequent unabashed celebration of normality, constant posting of non achievements on social media, bragging, poorly executed oneupsmanship, and an inability to recognize their behavior as abnormal. The only known cure is a kick in ass.
"Hey bro, what's up with Paul?"
- "Ha! You haven't blocked him yet? His Lookatmelioma is out of control!"
"Yeah, he needs a kick in the ass."
Lookatmelioma by SOAG January 9, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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