Lookatmelioma

Lookatmelioma is a condition suffered by adults and young adults having been given too many loser's trophies and participation ribbons as children and is frequently accompanied by poor self-esteem/low self-confidence. Symptoms include frequent unabashed celebration of normality, constant posting of non achievements on social media, bragging, poorly executed oneupsmanship, and an inability to recognize their behavior as abnormal. The only known cure is a kick in ass.
"Hey bro, what's up with Paul?"
- "Ha! You haven't blocked him yet? His Lookatmelioma is out of control!"
"Yeah, he needs a kick in the ass."
by SOAG January 09, 2017
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Lookatmelioma

Lookatmelioma is a condition suffered by adults and young adults having been given too many loser's trophies and participation ribbons as children and is frequently accompanied by poor self-esteem/low self-confidence. Symptoms include frequent unabashed celebration of normality, constant posting of non achievements on social media, bragging, poorly executed oneupsmanship, and an inability to recognize their behavior as abnormal. The only known cure is a kick in ass.
"Hey bro, what's up with Paul?"
- "Ha! You haven't blocked him yet? His Lookatmelioma is out of control!"
"Yeah, he needs a kick in the ass."
by SOAG January 10, 2017
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Poormelioma

A condition typically suffered by self-centered people. Poormelioma is most often expressed through verbal communications and a temporary lack of self-worth, confidence, and esteem. Sufferers of Poormelioma can be categorized as attention seeking leaches on the happiness of those around them. The only known cure for Poormelioma is a kick in the ass.
"Paul is suffering Poormelioma since he lost his rent money on the game last Sunday. He needs a kick in the ass."
by SOAG October 09, 2016
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