Longson

Long and great person as always.
Nice to ppl .rich ass

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Longson by Waiiiiiii November 23, 2021

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Jade Longson

Jade is a sexy beast with a hot-to-go bod. Always up for having fun, having a gossip, or night out with mates. Awesome, hot and sexy. Pure delicious.

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Jade Longson by jadeandlou September 6, 2011

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Longdongtinitus

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

Longdongtinitus by weezarc May 15, 2010