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When you’re High AF and everything seems to be taking ages

The walk home after a spliff is Longston

longston by BiggieLongNob June 9, 2020

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Langston Rendell

Dumbass who threw his ID at Tyler, The Creator one time.

This dumbass has a fucking slave name.. Langston Rendell..

Langston Rendell by Jim J.M. Milton April 24, 2022

langston mode

the term "langston mode" best know as acting like a african american male who is a gangster who acts like he his autism

broooooo im about go langston mode on the fo with my glock cause im black

langston mode by epic apple sauce April 1, 2019

Pipi Longstocking that hoe

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.

She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

Pipi Longstocking that hoe by grand master third June 7, 2009

Langston Effect

The phenomena where a fact based post is given negative comments or down voted because:

1. It wasn't funny
2. It contradicts funny yet wrong posts
3. The post writer isn't as well known on the forum as other

incorrect posters.
4. Readers don't like the facts the post writer presented

These happens despite the fact the post writer's answer being verifiable as correct.

The Langston Effect is apparent on UD in the definitions of zipperhead and dubstep amongst others. See also almost anything on yahoo answers.

Langston Effect by namekman September 23, 2012

Ryan Longton

A person who has equal or greater awesomeness as Chuck Norris

Ryan Longton, Scott Ellis & Yash Mutti

Ryan Longton by Blacky Chan May 4, 2009

Langston

A tall male figure that is consider very handsome and will be an accomplish leader and gain weath with power and etc.

That man is the definition of langston.

Langston by twenty 1 June 18, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026