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Longjacking 

a.k.a. jackhammering, is a term that was made from the tool itself.

to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.

example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup
"As of now, Reflec07 is not only good at longjacking, but also vibro."
Longjacking by Reserv0ir November 29, 2024
Words you can keep

Longdicking 

When you are giving her every inch of that goober.
I was going all the way in, and then I would pull it almost all the way out before re entry. She was like..."Damn baby, I like that longdicking"
Longdicking by flop dobbins May 18, 2014

Pimpy Longcocking 

Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:

When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.

I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
Pimpy Longcocking by kel the dog August 6, 2010

Longcocking 

When a group of men walk around downtown in a confident mood looking for women.
After a pleasant ale drinking session at the King's Arms Pub, the men went longcocking about the town.
Longcocking by pumpkinheadjack October 5, 2017

linkjacking 

action noun form of the verb linkjack.
that newb is always linkjacking.
linkjacking by ephidryn August 24, 2008

longdicking 

basically longdicking is when you fuck a bitch. the one distinction between plain sex and longdicking, is that when you longdick, theres a certain special something sex doesnt have..usually a giant cock or an extreme amount of stamina.
I picked up some girl at the club last night and i was longdicking dat ho for like 3 hours straight till she passed out.
longdicking by squidgy July 29, 2008

PP Longcocking 

The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.
Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?

Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.

Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
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