linkjacking
linkjacking by ephidryn August 24, 2008
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linkwalking
A strange phenomena that seems to happen while surfing the web. A person begins by looking up a subject or site and then through the use of internal or related links arrives at a subject or site completely unrelated.
Person 1: Dude, why the hell is there a picture of a midget eating oatmeal out of donkeys ass on your computer.
Person 2: I Don't know, all I can tell you is that two hours ago I was looking up how to bake an apple pie.
Person 1: So how did that work out for ya?
Person 2: Couldn't tell you but apparently midgets like oatmeal.
Person 1: Well, that's linkwalking for ya
Person 2: I Don't know, all I can tell you is that two hours ago I was looking up how to bake an apple pie.
Person 1: So how did that work out for ya?
Person 2: Couldn't tell you but apparently midgets like oatmeal.
Person 1: Well, that's linkwalking for ya
linkwalking by Jim81Jim September 26, 2007
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Lipjacking
Lipjacking by pooter diddler April 4, 2015
liejacking
Falsely accusing an opponent or potential critic of the exact thing that you are saying or doing before they get a chance to call you out on what you are saying or doing.
Thus, bystanders and third parties become confused as to what is real and what isn't, and you stand a chance of getting away with what you are saying or doing.
Thus, bystanders and third parties become confused as to what is real and what isn't, and you stand a chance of getting away with what you are saying or doing.
He told a lie and then immediately said "but the fake news media will lie and disagree with me". Now the press can't call him on his lie without looking like liars themselves and neutral bystanders feel like they have to take a middle-ground. That's some shady liejacking right there.
liejacking by AdLibera September 13, 2020
liejacking
Falsely accusing an opponent of the thing that you are doing before they can call you out on it. This sews confusion in the minds of bystanders and third parties, helping the liejacker get away with what they are saying or doing.
Donald Trump told a lie and then immediately accused the press of fake news. Now when they call him out on his bs, they look like they're lying themselves. That's some shady liejacking right there.
liejacking by AdLibera September 13, 2020
Linebacking
The act of being a dick and following an ambulance/fire truck to see everyone that had to pull over rage and envy your great power. It is illegal, but to hell with that! It takes you to your destination quicker without any of the idiot drivers interfering!
(1) Me = *pulls over and waits for the ambulance to pass*
Ambulance = *passes*
Me = *linebacks ambulance and passes everyone*
(2) Guy 1 - Man I'm so late!
Guy 2 - Dude, you should try linebacking that ambulance over there.
Guy 1 - *linebacks ambulance* hell yeah! F00TBALL!!!
Ambulance = *passes*
Me = *linebacks ambulance and passes everyone*
(2) Guy 1 - Man I'm so late!
Guy 2 - Dude, you should try linebacking that ambulance over there.
Guy 1 - *linebacks ambulance* hell yeah! F00TBALL!!!
Linebacking by Mar Muffin August 22, 2011
Longjacking
a.k.a. jackhammering, is a term that was made from the tool itself.
to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.
example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup
to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.
example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup
Longjacking by Reserv0ir November 29, 2024
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