ephidryn's definitions

shanghaid

verb. Past tense. Almost certainly named after the very large Chinese metropolis of Shanghai. Shanghaid is used to refer to an event in the past where one person cheats or defrauds another in a very clever fashion. see also jacked, janked, or swindled.

That guy counted out my change right in front of me but somehow I'm $50 short.

by ephidryn December 21, 2004

Cthulhu

A character in Lovecraft's tale "The Call of Cthulhu". Cthulhu is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Cthulhu appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Cthulhu is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever.

"That bitch had some Cthulhu eyes."

by ephidryn December 2, 2003

socnet

social network such as friendster, orkut, or tribe.net.

there's too many fucking socnets.

by ephidryn March 17, 2004

linkjacking

action noun form of the verb linkjack.

that newb is always linkjacking.

by ephidryn August 24, 2008

frozen burrito

A pre-made frozen food snack consisting of a filling wrapped in a tortilla. Generally the most economical frozen burritos are high in sodium, simple carbohydrates, and fats. Healthy frozen burritos have made an entrance to the market at a premium price (Often times 500% the cost of an economical burrito).

Frozen Burritos are often consumed as "munchies" while under the influence of marijuana or after a drinking binge; or both.

"I just got 40 frozen burritos for eight bucks!"

"Dude, those ones have trans fats in em."

by ephidryn March 30, 2009