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Longcocking 

When a group of men walk around downtown in a confident mood looking for women.
After a pleasant ale drinking session at the King's Arms Pub, the men went longcocking about the town.
Longcocking by pumpkinheadjack October 5, 2017
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longcocking 

longcocking to give the full lenght of ones cock, after an interval of only giving the first half. "william mccuscer"
bill would bang his new girlfriends with half his dick, until they started getting bored, then he would start longcocking them.
longcocking by jimbo October 20, 2004

longcocking 

The act of "measuring up" with another man. It happens when two men (usually drunk or high) will start to argue about penis length. It happens when one man pulls it out and lays it on a table. This is the challenge stage.

When the other man lays his out and both penises are measured, it is said that the winner has longcocked the loser. He will then collect his spoils, if there were bets placed.
"Old Harry was out longcocking at the pub last night. He won three drinks before the cops took him home."

"After Dave longcocked the police chief, he was never given another speeding ticket again. The chief kept his longcocking habit on the down low for a few months after that."
longcocking by ChangeTheTopic October 23, 2012

Pimpy Longcocking 

Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:

When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.

I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
Pimpy Longcocking by kel the dog August 6, 2010

PP Longcocking 

The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.
Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?

Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.

Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.

Pipi Longstocking that hoe 

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.
She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

Longdicking 

When you are giving her every inch of that goober.
I was going all the way in, and then I would pull it almost all the way out before re entry. She was like..."Damn baby, I like that longdicking"
Longdicking by flop dobbins May 18, 2014
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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