Longerbone 

A very unfortunate last name.

1: "Hey, what's your last name?"
2: "...Longerbone..."
All but 2: *Dying of laughter*

Longerbone by TheDankestOfEngines December 6, 2021

longerness 

The longertude of something.

It only feels longer if you're not doing anything so that offsets the longerness of your payrate.

longerness by whoamomma November 4, 2010