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Longtermgevity 

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".
Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.
Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016

lingerave 

A rave party in which all partiers wear only lingerie.
-What are you going to wear to the lingerave?
-I don't know yet... I think i'll go to Victoria Secret to get a matching top and thong
lingerave by RoRo22e March 6, 2009

lingeraver 

The combination of the word "lingerie" and "raver" meaning one who wears lingerie as a outfit to a rave in the form of usually a corset and fishnets.

Lingeravers also tend to trend towards the 13-16 age group of prostitots
Person A: Damn, that 15 year old over there looks like a regular hooker
Person B: Oh that's just a lingeraver on her way to a party at Club Motor
lingeraver by ~Poptart~ April 27, 2008

langerated 

Drunk.
Derived from langer. see that.
He was langerated. Also he was langers.
langerated by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005
its a new version of the word long, when something is time-consuming, or annoying, you refer to it as longage/ longageness
Omg ur so longage, or thats longageness, this is so longage
longage by jklmn January 14, 2008

loneranger 

The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.
"The other night Chris called rodeo at a party. We all piled in to the room for a laugh, but it backfired, when he pulled a textbook loneranger and hit Rhys between the eyes."
loneranger by rusty g January 2, 2010