long-on

Someone who hugs, touches or stays on one subject of a conversation umcomfortably long. Usually unaware they are doing so.

"Man, Josh hugged me forever, he was such a long-on!"

"Ew, a guy at McDonalds was a long-on, he held his hand around mine when I got my drink for maybe ten seconds."

"Amy talked about shoes forever, I didn't know she was a long-on!"

long-on by Katesies_Pirate December 9, 2008

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen by anonymous July 28, 2023

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

this ain’t no long dick on a midget by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

put long pants on 

The act of achieving an altered state of mind through the consumption of marijuana.

Hey, we are going to be so hungry after we put long pants on.

put long pants on by sirsneaky September 29, 2005

Ogilvy on long copy 

A reference to the classical Advertising text 'Ogilvy on Advertising', in which David Ogilvy describes the power of persuasion with a good long-copy ad.

So just putting it out there: in this 280 characters or less world, I'm still an "Ogilvy on Long Copy" kinda man.

Ogilvy on long copy by CompSciFutures February 28, 2023

slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..

I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !

slongin on the long dong by anonymous November 7, 2017

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat 

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025