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loner awareness day 

The day also known as February 14th. On this day single people eat chocolate and ice cream because they don't have a valentine.
Hey Chrissy, you should come over for loner awareness day.

Loner Daydream 

When you have imaginary sex with everybody in the room.
I was so bored that I had a loner daydream.

National Danny Loser day 

January 15, anyone named Danny is a loser for a day.
Jane: Hey danny did you now tomorrow is national Danny loser day?
Danny: No i didn’t :(

National Lover Day

Post your lover on September 10 to show that you're loyal.
K: Damn National Lover Day. Gotta post my bby to my snap story.

National boob lover day

A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!
“Hey dude what did you post in your story”

“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”

“why tho?”

“because it’s national boob lover day

National Get A Lover Day ! 

August 6th National Get A Lover Day !
Jenny: Hey Kevin ! Kevin : Hey Jenny Wanna Be My Lover ? Jenny : Ofc Kevin ! Happy National Get A Lover Day !