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Londoine 

(Noun) Londoine is a word used to describe any place that food can be acquired or purchased from. Londoine in the true sense of the word refers to a specific canteen in a secondary school in the UK. The word has been widely and heavily used amongst communities at this school for several years.

The founding community of the word Londoine are: Ell Da Peach, Rice-o, Extreme Varns, Famous Poker Player Ross Wiggum and The Almighty Shaky Grant
"We goin londoine or what"

"Im fucking starvin, lets go londoine"

"Bollocks, londoine is bastard closed today cuz of that induction day shit"

"Here comes Rice-o with his pizza and chocolate donut from londoine"
Londoine by The Big Dawg September 9, 2008
Words you can keep
Someone who was born and raised in the English capital city that is London. More than not, often associated with people hailing from more central and well known areas such as Wesminster, it does often include people from the West, East, North and South suburbs though.

If you are a cockney, you are a Londoner, but if you are a Londoner, you do not have to be a cockney.
Person 1: "Are you a Londoner?"

Person 2: "I live in Ealing, so yeah I am. Are you?"

Person 1: "I live on the outskirts, techinally in Hertfordshire but I would say I'm a Londoner."

Person 2: "No. No you're not."
Londoner by a m y // May 11, 2006
Londoner by Paul August 17, 2003
Someone who hails from London. Not to be confused with a cockney; to be a cockney you have to come from East London. Believe it or not, there is also a West,North & South London.
"You from Essex mate? You sound like like it"
"Nah. I'm a Londoner. Move to Hertfordshire when I was 13 though"
londoner by dr_newstead December 2, 2004

londoned 

Being friend-zoned, especially after years of one-sided romantic interest that had the potential of being more than just friends.
Hey, did you hear that Jake just got londoned by some girl he liked for years?!
londoned by johnnoh January 10, 2015
a person who will happily pay the best part of a million pounds for a small terraced house in an 'up-and-coming' area and think that they got a good deal
'Joan and Bob have just bought a 3 bed house in Stoke Newington you know - it was only £600,000 and an excellent investment.'
Londoner by peter September 25, 2003
Adj; Something pertaining to London

"Man you speak such broad Londonese, I can't understand you"

"I pulled some Londonese bird last night"
Londonese by Lwlc February 3, 2007
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