London Ontario. 

A city in south western Ontario. It was going to be the capital of Canada until the war of 1812 made it unsafe. Even though the British (including Canada) burnt down the white house and kicked America's ass. We thought It'd be safer to use Ottawa as our capital. It is a fairly large city divided up fairly geometrically. You know your from London if you know what EoA is. It's a decent city with plenty of bars and a bit of a hobo problem. But hey? that's what makes it interesting.

him-so dude did you just move EoA?

her-hellz yeah man, i guess this means that i lost all your respect.

him-I guess so : (


her - i hate living in the sault.

him - move here to london ontario. i'll put yah up.

her - kick ass. yeah... i hate urban dictionaries need to put the word in a sentence.... fucking hell.

London Ontario. by I MAKE WAFFLEZ. March 2, 2009

London Ontario 

London Ontario is in Canada. It is a large city with a large population. It is very boring because there is nothing fun to do unless you are super rich and have lots of money. London is becoming overrun with emos and scene kids. :( There are also lots of hobos here. Crazy hobos.

Man, I cannot wait for London Ontario to be attacked by zombies...

London Ontario by I am the Devil October 18, 2008

London Ontario 

A town near the America-Ontario border, about two hours away from Greater Toronto Area. Boring as heck, nothing exciting to do unless you live near Masonville and have way too much money. Strict as heck school board, they hire teachers from RMC. Friendly town, but e x t r e m e l y BORING, as stated before. Honestly can't wait to get out of here and move out for college.

person a: are you staying in London Ontario for university?

person b: why would i want to stay in this tiny, boring, depressing, uninteresting mess of a town? i'm moving out towards toronto or california.

London Ontario by ramenrnoodlessss September 14, 2018

London Ontario 

A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.

Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.

Well thats about all

London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA

London Ontario by Dave December 17, 2004

London Ontario 

London Ontario sucks ass. Everyone I have met from this city is either a hick, or a wigga. It is a tiny, pethetic version of Toronto (which in itself is a shitty town) which gained most of its current population by old Toronto WASPS moving their because they were affraid of Black people. The downtown is a hollowed out urban renual zone second only to Detroit (which is a much better city). The rest of the city is made up of identically malled intersections. Western is a shitty school where dumb sluts go to rope a dorky business student who is none the wiser to how many cocks she sucked in high school.

Fuck London Ontario, and all 365,000 residents.

London Ontario by mass December 13, 2008

London Ontario Nightlife

Tons of bars to go to. Every night there are special deals in each bar/club. The places are packed with hot ass girls that are so easy you don't even have to say a word for them to want you. Gyros and Burger Burger are the best places to close your night with a gold medal, and have some greasy food. Simply one of the best cities to party at in whole Canada.

London Ontario Nightlife is the best

London Ontario Nightlife by LondonnNight October 9, 2016

London, Ontario 

A place to give up hope.

Here in London, Ontario, it is still snowing on the third day of April.

London, Ontario by treebranch543 April 21, 2011