Lomman

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The vaginal crust of a crack whore.

I'll never scrape this Lomman off!

Lomman by BONES! (Lomman is whore crust!) July 9, 2003

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A Loch Lomand

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner

"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"

A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015

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Loqman

A guy who can sometimes be hot headed and lose control of his emotions in the moment, however when composed tends to remain objective and logical. Loqman will often have his bluntness confused with insensitivity but he remains straightforward in order to precisely communicate his sincerest thoughts and feelings, in other words hes a really genuine guy with no cynical motives. Loqman is also a zealous athletic performer, his ability to pick up sports comes as second nature, swiftly honing his skills in sports such as Basketball, Football, Rugby, Volleyball and Baseball. When found with nothing to do Loqman will pass the time by watching hentai, playing PC video games, or partying with da boiz.

Female 1: Did you just see Loqman dunk on that kid?
Female 2: Of course I did! I can't take my eyes off of him.
Female 3: His jawline is so sharp it could slice up my family 😍

Loqman by Vurpel August 7, 2018

one-lowmanship

The reverse of one-upmanship, one-lowmanship is practice of successively outdoing a competitor by spending less, having less, or doing less. Originated on Offbeat Bride to describe the indie-er than thou, DIY-er than thou, lower-budget than thou attitude that nontraditional brides can sometimes slip into.

Then she said, "You call THAT a low budget wedding? My wedding budget was $15, and we managed to feed 115 guests." It was totally one-lowmanship.

one-lowmanship by qver April 22, 2011

lolman

He is the dictator of PhODS, he became the dictator since Qcumber's peaceful rule came to an end as Qcumber got busy with college studies.

Rashad : We shall remove lolman from this server!

lolman by lolmanKiBeti February 1, 2021

lomantik

Regarding to love or romance; also can be used to describe delicious chicken

This date was so lomantik.

lomantik by Bryan Chu February 20, 2005

Loomans

A fucking awesome name for people that are funny and stupid at times

hey loomans

Loomans by waaaaaaaaycsdd June 4, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026