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A resentful, grudge holding, woman hating man who seeks power because of the way his mother treated him when he was young.
Or because he has a pathalogical belief that women have an easy advantage in life that men need to control and punish them for it.
Many are bed wetters or wake up at night and pee in the corner of their bedroom. Common characteristics; teeth grinding, squinting and leering,over the shoulder disdainful glares as if he has the authority to judge you, chin rubbing as if thinking of ways to get even, odd low sense of cleanliness, frequents prostitutes, thinks guns make him powerful. Has a strange fascination with bodily fluids and feces.
When Lohman was a baby his mommy thought he was so cute she dressed him in girls cloths for a while. When he got older he never forgot this and felt like killing his mother.
He thought beating on girls and throwing rocks at them was funny.

Girl 1: "Hey that guy down the street is really cute should I ask him out?"
Gal 2: "You better stay far away from that guy he is a Lohman."
Lohman by BlondeBabies February 14, 2009
Words you can keep
another way of saying "nigger" or "negro" racially aggressive slang.
Yo homie, you see that lohman over there?
lohman by Dustin Brousseau January 4, 2008
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Denise Lohman 

The best person you could ever ask for. She may have some ups and downs but she always will put a smile on her face to act happy. If she really trusts you, you will know. She has a love that is irreplaceable.
Have you seen that girl?
Yeah, she was hanging out with Denise Lohman!
Denise Lohman by Young_Dagger_Dick November 19, 2019

Rylan lohman

The man who acts all cool and manly, but is really a wet vagina in real life.
Rylan Lohman is a damn pussy.
Rylan lohman by Saltypat October 10, 2019

Biff Lohman 

A mixed drink commonly consumed on Cape Cod. It includes vodka, club soda, orange juice, cranberry juice, grenadene, etc.
Keith: "Go mix up some Biff Lohman's."
Michael: "You got it."
Keith: "Pimp this Biff Lohman is strong!"
Biff Lohman by Olcini October 18, 2008

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.
lindsay lohan by Sub June 11, 2005

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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