Lomit 

When you laugh so hard that you vomit.

Nina slipped in dog shit and fell in the pool. It was so funny it made me Lomit.

Lomit by ArcticPipeline September 22, 2016

Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

lomies

Group of close friends from the lab that you worked and bonded with in the pursuit of the truth. Singular = lomie

Yo, lomies let's get some eats.

lomies by Prof. Slice January 24, 2008

Roblox Face Limiteds 

Overpriced images or “faces” that don’t even look that some don’t look good to be worth that much

P1: Yo how’d you get rich so quick dog?
P2:Well all I did was I bought Mr.Bubbles for 1 Robux and then it became a limited for thousands for robux.
P1:Really? That face looks garbage. Who would buy that for thousands?

Narrator: I’ll just say The word Roblox face limiteds so I can Enter this. Sorry for being unoriginal.

Roblox Face Limiteds by Fadeider January 30, 2019

My Last Request Group Limited 

My Last Request Group Limited are an e-commerce company based in Ireland who offer a service to people that enables them to record their private wishes and last requests regarding funeral arrangements,location of personal papers,small bequeaths,and other related data,which can be stored on the groups database and updated as the subscriber requires by entering their own password, giving them access to their own personal home pages(P.H.P.)

I would like Mike to have my watch
I would like to have my body frozen
I would not like flowers
I would like rock music played(QUEEN)
I never liked Mary
I would like John to look after my dog.
More examples at My Last Request Group Limited.
Full details available at www.mylastrequest.biz

My Last Request Group Limited by mylastrequest December 21, 2008

Post-Limit

(Most Common on tumblr.com)

The post-limit is the worst possible thing that could ever happen to the common Tumblr addict. After a user posts what Tumblr finds as "too much" pictures, videos, music, etc. they will reach their Post-Limit. At first, users will usually think, "What?" and after recovering from Post-Limit Shock, they will most likely be angry. A way to bypass this is, have the user go to their settings, and change their timezone to somewhere that is one day ahead of them.

User: Aw shit, I reached my Post-Limit.

Post-Limit by IL0VEYOUALL February 29, 2012

Michigan speed limit 

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

Michigan speed limit by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010