LolliCock

(n). 1.A penis that has tounges on it so often it is referred to as a LolliCock.

2. The Stage name of Adult film actor A.J. "LolliCock" Olivo

1. "Omg dude i got so much dome last night my dick was a lollicock."

2. "Yea I'ma freak that bitch out with this lollicock." - AJ. Olivo from "TSC school house sex 4"

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

lollicock switch

The act of holding a lollipop near ones crotch area, and inviting another to grab, or suck, on the lollipop, and at the last second, replacing the lollipop with ones penis.

Lollicock switch bitch! Suck on that!

by p3d0p3rv November 4, 2008

lolcocked

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".

"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"

by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

Lollocks

Hilarious disbelief or nonsense

"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.

by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004

Lolliecock

When a girl licks a guys cock like a lollipop mmm sperm flavour only available with all guys.

I enjoyed my lolliecock last night I had sperm milkshake flavour mmmm very tasty.

by Sex vibe July 21, 2018

Lollockpop

Lollockpops are large vertical water recepticles that can be found littered across the urban pockets of Bahrain. They visually resemble lollypop sticks with a bollock on top.....lollockpop.

"Oh my God... look at the size of those Lollockpops!"

by P Rimmer April 22, 2007

lolcock

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).

Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.

by kitschpig May 28, 2009