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Lollicon 

A japanese word used in anime to represent boys who love kids sexually
Your a lollicon prince dylan
Lollicon by Hsghshshdhdh May 24, 2018
Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.
A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!
Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020

Hentai Lolicon Overlord 

A prestigious title given only to those who have devoted their lives so willingly and purposely to Japanese Hentai and the use of Lolis in their daily lives that the world of sex has become a mere point in his hand.

His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.

Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.
<Hentai Lolicon Overlord> stabdude01: My fellow followers, today is the day that we purge the world of their sinful reality sex. Lolicon is good. Lolicon is the law. Everyone will come to realize the divinity of Hentai. Onwards, my horny brothers. With the horny sisters under the Hentai Lolicon Queen, we will reclaim mere aspirations from the realm of dreams to the world of anime reality. For the future!

Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!
Contrary to popular belief, "loli' is NOT the abbreviation for "lolicon".
In Japan, a "Lolicon" refers to a person, usually a man, who enjoys looking at young girls(loli), be it sexually or not.
These lolicons are usually depicted as perverted people.
A: Hey look! That young girl over there is so cute!
B: Tch, lolicon.
Lolicon by ryuusuke October 11, 2013

ironic lolicon 

A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.

They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
ironic lolicon by jsuki February 6, 2022

Low Lolicon 

It's the anime/manga version of jailbait. A girl that looks old enough, but is actually still underage.
P1: Dude, you know that character is canonically 16, right? Are you a Lolicon?
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.
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