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LolliCock 

(n). 1.A penis that has tounges on it so often it is referred to as a LolliCock.

2. The Stage name of Adult film actor A.J. "LolliCock" Olivo
1. "Omg dude i got so much dome last night my dick was a lollicock."

2. "Yea I'ma freak that bitch out with this lollicock." - AJ. Olivo from "TSC school house sex 4"
LolliCock by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

lollycock 

n. The act of fllacio. Oral sex performed upon a male(s).
She begged me for more lollycock. That lollycock wuz da shiznit!
lollycock by Jim Dandy December 10, 2003

lollicock switch 

The act of holding a lollipop near ones crotch area, and inviting another to grab, or suck, on the lollipop, and at the last second, replacing the lollipop with ones penis.
lollicock switch by p3d0p3rv November 4, 2008

lollicocking 

When a girl likes to linger on your cock , not being aggressive enough to get you off.
This girl is lollicocking to long, I need to bust a nut and move on with my day!
lollicocking by Tamsta October 19, 2017

Lollycock 

A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.
Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?
Lollycock by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 14, 2019

lollidock 

Someone who sticks there food into random places more specifily walls or places that there shouldnt be :)
Stop throwing your food around you stupid lollidock
lollidock by Capybura May 10, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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