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Lollycock 

A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.
Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?
Lollycock by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 14, 2019

Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.
My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.
Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011

lolcocked 

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".
"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"
lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

LolliCock 

(n). 1.A penis that has tounges on it so often it is referred to as a LolliCock.

2. The Stage name of Adult film actor A.J. "LolliCock" Olivo
1. "Omg dude i got so much dome last night my dick was a lollicock."

2. "Yea I'ma freak that bitch out with this lollicock." - AJ. Olivo from "TSC school house sex 4"
LolliCock by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009
"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.
Lollocks by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004

jollycock 

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery
"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"
jollycock by Billy Light January 14, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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