lollycock 

n. The act of fllacio. Oral sex performed upon a male(s).

She begged me for more lollycock. That lollycock wuz da shiznit!

lollycock by Jim Dandy December 10, 2003

Lollycock 

A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.

Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?

Lollycock by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 14, 2019

Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.

My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.

Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011

lolcocked 

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".

"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"

lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

LolliCock 

(n). 1.A penis that has tounges on it so often it is referred to as a LolliCock.

2. The Stage name of Adult film actor A.J. "LolliCock" Olivo

1. "Omg dude i got so much dome last night my dick was a lollicock."

2. "Yea I'ma freak that bitch out with this lollicock." - AJ. Olivo from "TSC school house sex 4"

LolliCock by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

Lollocks

Hilarious disbelief or nonsense

"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.

Lollocks by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004

jollycock 

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery

"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"

jollycock by Billy Light January 14, 2008