Lolitus

A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.

If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.

Guy 1's Facebook Status: Dude, i just at a BLT and i'm posting it on facebook
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)

by Lolologist August 5, 2011

lolitsalex

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo

Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."

by Bindless April 6, 2017

lolitsalex

A family friendly guy that makes qua-

Oops, almost lied there. A guy who has no life and edates for a living

Don't be such a lolitsalex kid, you're trash at the game

by hotobobo November 15, 2017

lolitsalex

a social reject

I'm a lolitsalex

by hotobobo October 14, 2017

lolitsalex

a male that dates egirls and is married to a girl named Jaamiee

lolitsalex is a scum

by c9o October 24, 2017

lolitis

A condition mainly affecting young people from the age of 10 to 16, particularly in females who spend too much time in chat rooms or IMing programs. When afflicted, the persons fingers will spasm, continuously tapping the letter l, o, and l once more, even if the situation is not even remotely funny. As of now, the only hope is that the afflicted will either grow out of it or develop a brain.

That girl is impossible to talk to over the internet, she has lolitis.

by Stymied January 1, 2008

epis lolius

latin way of saying 'epic lolz', use in any funny context.

sheila: look, irene, youve got a biscuit in yer 'air.
irene: REEEALLY? oh so i 'ave, haaaa, epis lolius.
sheila: epis lolius.
irene: ahhh its good to be different.

by yorkshirepudding. May 13, 2010