LOLitism

Pronounced (lawl-a-tis-em)
An mental condition caused by a person spending too much time on the internet or texting causing them to say "LOL" aloud.

Person 1: Now it says to insert rod A into slot connector B.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: LOL.
Person 2: Did you just say LOL? Oh my god! My best friend has LOLitism!

by ExoKiller4 June 2, 2009

loliism

noun

A recent system of beliefs and rituals revolving around worship and adoration of the lolicon as ideal.

When an your attraction to lolis are beyond sexual, that is when you are experiencing loliism.

by Shirushi Otahime July 19, 2005

lolitis

A condition mainly affecting young people from the age of 10 to 16, particularly in females who spend too much time in chat rooms or IMing programs. When afflicted, the persons fingers will spasm, continuously tapping the letter l, o, and l once more, even if the situation is not even remotely funny. As of now, the only hope is that the afflicted will either grow out of it or develop a brain.

That girl is impossible to talk to over the internet, she has lolitis.

by Stymied January 1, 2008

lolitimes

v. The act of fornicating with a young female, or lolita. Often and quite rightly associated with paedophilia.

Dude: I went out last night and had some lolitimes

Other Dude: You fucked a lolita?

Dude: ...yeah?

Other Dude: ...score!

by blurredline December 5, 2009

loligism

a word to describe something that is funny.

alex: that was so cool
tom: so loligism
alex: lol

by mooro July 6, 2007