lörsterer 

The "Lörsterer" are a well established Austrian cartel, known for their deep integration in the underground and are feared by the local authorities.

X: "Hey, have you heard about the Lörsterer?"

Y: "No, what's that?"

X: "I'm not quite sure, I've heard it's some kind of cartel."

lörsterer by Lörsterer1 June 14, 2014

locker room loiterer 

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

locker room loiterer by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011

Lorster 

An expression used when a person does something really bizarre / out of the blue, that can be stupid and bit retarded, but their not stupid nor an actual retard... they are a lorster

We catch Tom leaving the house wearing a Russian hat carrying his laptop under one arm at 5am...

Oh my.. your such a lorster!

Where are you going? Looks like you have a one way ticket back to lorster-ville!

Lorster by sctyc16 July 5, 2012

lobstered 

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

lobstered by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007

Loserer 

Loserer is more of a loser

Dajah Woods is a loserer

Loserer by conn ken December 23, 2008

wawa loiterers 

Group of people usually middle age men that hang out in front of convenience stores blocking the entrance and cursing to each other and stare at every car that pulls up most of these losers are either county workers or appear to be homeless.

Please get out of my way so I can enter I don't work for the county so I gotta go Wawa loiterers

wawa loiterers by superboy789 September 8, 2013

lobstered-up 

When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.

We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.

lobstered-up by Shawneee! March 16, 2009