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logistitard

anyone who simply can't figure out how to be on time at the right place
"Michael was not only late, but he even went to the wrong restaurant - he's such a logistitard..."
logistitard by psyCohn December 8, 2009

logistics 

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

Logictify 

1. To win an argument using your own superior intellect and logic.

2. To be beaten in an argument because someone had more superior intellect and logic than you.
1. I'm going to logictify that kid tomorrow who thinks he knows more science than I do.

2. I hope I don't get logictified by that nerd tomorrow, I really don't know enough about science to argue with him!
Logictify by Keloopi January 25, 2011

Logistics 

The specific or technical details of how something occurs.

For example, the logistics of a vacation to Florida might include finding a ticket online, choosing a layover to save money, knowing what to pack, determining what to do with your car and who will meet you at the airport, the day to day packings of lunch, and so on.

Logistics is often used the refer specifically to supply chain and transportation, but this is not always the case.
We'll figure out the logistics later.

What are the logistics of your life these days?
Oh, I'm still looking for a job, but mostly play video games. I got up at 11 today and I need to buy milk.
Logistics by cinf December 26, 2020

logisticize 

To work out details or a schedule; to make a plan in detail; to finalize the logistics of an appointment, a meeting or an engagement.
There will be a big crowd at the concert, so we'd better logisticize." "Let's logisticize now, so there's no confusion later."
logisticize by Mike the Knife December 2, 2010

logictify 

In a debate it's important to out logictify your opponents.
logictify by tsquared22 January 24, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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