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loggers run middle school

a school filled with a bunch thots who shove their pants up their ass and say the n word over and over even though they are extremely white. cant forget the vsco girls who get starbucks every morning.
omg i heard that at loggers run middle school brenda got a pink drink for the 5th day in a row, she also had a camel toe!

ass logger 

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.
(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.
ass logger by upthedownside August 7, 2012

Douche Logger 

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.
Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.
Douche Logger by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Frozen Logger 

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.
Frozen Logger by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

two logger 

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce
Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!
two logger by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

anal logger 

A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.
Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.
anal logger by JT8087 March 7, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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