loggerithms 

Mathematical formulas used by timber companies for maximizing their pulp 'n' paper yield.

I applied for a lumberjack's job and answered "excelled at loggerithms in high school" when I was asked what experience I had in da field. I got da job, but my foreman still just gives me a blank puzzled look each morning when I ask if he has any loggerithms for me to work out prior to our heading out into da forest.

loggerithms by QuacksO November 19, 2018

lagerithms 

Mathematical formulas used by researchers in their efforts to create an award-winning beer.

I do not currently consume alcohol and I never plan to let it touch my lips for as long as I live, so I dunno why my high-school math teacher insists on our learning about lagerithms.

lagerithms by QuacksO November 19, 2018